Player Profiles
Snakes United's finest
Jordy (Gaffer)
Jordy started the Snakes United football every Monday in 2019. Now in 2024, has moved on to making the team in to an 11-a-side charity team.
Jones
Jones, used to play for Notts FC as a CB, didn’t last long as he clearly fancies himself as a striker! Your dream may come true one day pal
Marcus
Marcus is an OG Notts FC player, once a striker, now a defender. You may think you’ve beaten him, but those lanky legs will always find a way to get the ball… Or your ankle
Atko
Atko is the Sporting Director of the club, helps with sponsors, organising the teams and anything else that may need sorting - also, plays when he's not injured!
Jamie
Sturges, ‘the quiet one’. This lad needs to get a drink down him on the weekend more often because he played twice as good when he did!
Callum W
Callum Willow, comes to footy on a Monday night purely to look pretty and put in a shift.
Ben
Ben, played for Notts FC. on the wing, no one will believe that as all he does is sit off side all game on a Monday. Currently not playing due to laser eye surgery, but lets hope when he's back, it gives him the vision on the pitch he always thought he had...
Callum C
Big Cal, also played for Notts FC once upon a time, this was way back when he was a meat head looking twig, not the unit he is today.
Ross
Ross, has he won the lottery or millions at a poker tournament? I guess we'll never truly know by all of the stories we've heard... He can bag a goal though, just don't ask him to track back
Marco
Marco used to play for Nottinghamshire FC along side the other vets, he can apparently bend it like Beckham?
Oliver
Is that mardy Oli? Yes, this is what you here in the car park from a variety of different groups...
James B
He's not quite a vet, he's not quite a youngster... He's just the guy that show up once in a while...
Usman
Some people know him as Usman, some people know him as the happy guy & some people know him as the reliable guy. Until he kicks your ankles, then everyone forgets about all that nonsense...
Jacob
Mr I want to be a pro, come back when you hit season 1 Beau records... Then we'll see
Neil
Is his name NC? Is his name Neil? We're not sure, and we may never know. But we do know he is the reincarnation of Mr Ben Newham in regards to his style of football
Lewis
The older of the Atko lads, still thinks he's the quickest on the pitch... Maybe if you in this picture was here mate!
Marcus N
Nevers, used to play for Notts FC like many of us. But other than that we'll let the photo do all the talking... Oh yh, bowling wooden spoon winner!
Jack
Mr blunt, thumbs up or thumbs down are the only texts you'll get from this guy! About the same effort he puts in on a Monday night...
Nathan
Nathan, one of the newest additions. Snakes first ever person doing work experience for us! Does this make us official???
Wes
This lad has surpassed Ben and Neil has greediest player on the pitch. We never thought the day would come! Also stole some ones Nottingham Trent University hoody...
Llewellyn
Only picture we could find of you lad, TAG model? Must be a catfish... Can get around the pitch well though for a vet
Liam
Another Gedling lad we picked up from another pitch, eager for his first goal... Who knows, maybe one day
Kieren
Has anyone seen a dummy? We believe Kieren may be missing a few… Once played for Notts FC, now a true Snake
Taz
Taran (the Viking looking dude) in this pic. Played for Notts FC as a right back primarily. By watching him on a Monday, you really can’t tell what position he plays in
Andy
Andy, probably the most Senior and OG Notts FC player there is playing for the Snakes. He loves a dramatic fall and is injury prone
Miguel
Another, I could've made it if I wanted to... Where have we heard that before (Cough Cough *Atko*)
Beau
Beau, the semi-pro goal keeper that plays for Ilkeston Town, his loyalties clearly lie with the Snakes though…
Jay Culligan
Jay, another one of the ancient ones. Probably the dirtiest player that doesn't intentionally intend on snapping your ankle, it just happens...
Sunny
Sunny is somehow even quieter than Faizan. Never thought we'd see the day. But he gets stuck in, and played in our first 11 a-side game.
Shawn
As we've all heard, this lad only plays ball at 20%. He's obviously the best baller of all time, just too cool to try...
Jamie
Jamie is back with the Sankes and putting in a shift at the back. Just don't ask him about that computer chair.
Oliver P
As we've all heard, this lad only plays ball at 20%. He's obviously the best baller of all time, just too cool to try...
Charlie
Charlie our young lad, 18 years old when he started playing for us, great CB but claims he could've made it...
Daniel Bowers
Dan debuted for the Snakes against Edwalton Charity FC and got man of the match for his amazing performance at center back.
Luke B
Probably the reason were called the Snakes... Debuted for us against Edwalton Charity FC.
Abs
Abs has been playing for us for a while on Monday nights and donated the red kit to us!